I love this……well, the thing is, I created a fantasy like league in this forum site (http://hotasianz.neatvibe.com)…and had this interview done over at a Yahoo Messenger conference chat.
here’s an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW between the two managers who has been
chosen to lead their respective division in the upcoming HA DODGEBALL
LEAGUE ALL STARS match due this December 6th!
ENJOY!
Clarence: okay gentlemen, welcome to the pre match press conference
Andy: thank you for having us
Clarence: Colin, as the manager for the Premier division team, I welcome you
Colin: my pleasure
Clarence: and Andy as the manager for the First division team, I welcome you too
Colin: *raspberry*
Andy: *nods toward clare* great to be here!
Clarence: (raspberry?)
Andy: *blows raspberry*
Clarence: (remember people, you are free to hackle each other here)
Andy: *raspberry*
Colin: stick out tongue and make a rude noise
Clarence: (laughs)
Clarence: ok…Colin…
Andy: *takes out rotten meat to feed to colin’s panda*
Andy: (sticks out tongue)
Clarence: great performance by your team, congrats for being selected as a part of the all stars team
Colin: no wonder I am a vegetarian *holds nose*
Clarence: to what u attribute your team’s success mr Colin?
Andy: dumb luck~!!
Andy: oh i thought u were asking me, sorry!!
Andy: (winks)
Colin: well i have to be honest and tell the truth all our oppenents have been rubbish so far
Andy: (raised eyebrow)
Clarence: okay…but you still are languishing in the second spot behind ACS United..and being a favourite I’d say that
Clarence: that’s not really helping..
Colin: we have been taking it easy , saving ourselves for the match that really means something
Andy: *chuckles at colin’s comment*
Clarence: looks like Steve Tyler doing a great job for you team, you think he’ll shine more in future matches?
Andy: *coughs* cooouuuuuuubullshit~!
Andy: arhem… *clears throat*
Colin: Steve is still developing his skills surely a super star of the future
Colin: I intend to let him have free reign in upcoming matches
Clarence: so, three players from Colchester in the All Stars, quite
an honor indeed, Steve,Zee and Tasha, what’s your expectation?
Andy: *discreetly calls colin’s cell phone so that it rings during
the interview* *song playing is "I CAN SURVIVE" for his ringtone*
Clarence: (laughs)
Andy: pwuahahahhahaa
Colin: *stomps on phone*
Andy: hahahahahah wakka wakka!! *slapping knees!!*
Colin: it is only now that we have really become a team in the full sense of the word, things will get better from hereon in
Colin: the results will speak for themselves
Clarence: what do you think of your all stars team colin, you got
some great players there…..zainal, valleesh, elena, lj, erick, and
also the Colchester players…you think your team is up to it?
Andy: we’re gonna CRUSH YOU
Andy: *glaring at colin*
Andy: hhehee
Colin: we are more than a match for that collection of Dodgeball Wannbees
Clarence: (laughs)
Clarence: okay…
Andy: tough words…
Clarence: concerning your scandal with the panda…what do u think of the whole thing?
Andy: so different from ur ringtone earlier isnt it?
Andy: hahahahh
Colin: we’re a tough team and don’t you forget it!
Colin: jeer all you like just put your money where your mouth is!
Andy: *begins feeding colin’s panda some rotten bamboo shoots*
Andy: *snickering*
Colin: Panda got overexcited thats all no big deal
Andy: kakakkakak
Clarence: okay
Colin: (sticks out tongue)
Clarence: now andy….great performance by chicago…congrats again for being part of the all stars team…
Andy: (sticks out tongue)
Colin: me no likey rotten bamboo
Andy: there really was never any question was there (we’re a great team and we’re gonna go all the way)
Andy: (winks)
Clarence: so, do u think Chicago can be promoted to the Premier Division and play with the likes of ACS and Colchester?
Colin: Yeah back where you came from, empty handede
Andy: without a doubt, our guys are ready and rearing to go!
Andy: i have complete confidence in my players
Colin: pity they don’t listen to you though
Andy: they’ve trained and worked out, nothing intimidates them *whipsers* least of all a run-amok panda*
Colin: *GRRRRRRRRRR*
Clarence: but i would say that rich is not really showing his best
despite being the most expansive player in the league, and u and him
are reported to be constantly at loggerheads…any comments?
Andy: let me say this up front
Andy: *looks at the camera*
Andy: rich is a great player, possibly THE BEST player in the whole league
Colin: Got to agree cetainly the best at playing the field
Andy: he’s wonderful and great to have on the team
Clarence: well, it’s rumored that Crystal showed a sterling
performance as the captain of Chicago, but in the all stars team asta
was chosen ahead of her, what do u think about it?
Colin: Damn he must make more off the pitch than on it
Clarence: (laughs)
Andy: well asta and crystal were both well deserving of the all star recognition
Andy: unfortunately not all players make it every time
Andy: im sure asta will do great and i kno that crystal will be cheering us on
Andy: *puts a sleeping pill in colin’s panda next bamboo shoot*
Clarence: okay…well, six points behind Kaunas….will Chicago be able to catch up with them and win the First Division Title?
Andy: HELZ YEAH WE WILL~!
Colin: *removes pill and save for future use* sly smile
Clarence: mighty strong words….
Andy: *colin’s panda passes out in mid-chew* *THUD~!*
Andy: *room shakes slightly*
Clarence: back to you colin…..so you must be happy to be chosen
ahead of Casey as the all stars manager, despite the fact that Casey
haven’t lost a single match with ACS?
Andy: well… i must re-iterate i have complete confidence in my teams ability and catching up to Kaunas shouldnt be a problem
Colin: I think it was the fact that Casey had very little input as he was always stoned that help the to win so often
Colin: not that I am saying he is a bad manager
Andy: *stage whisper* duuuuumb luck
Andy: >.<
Colin: just tooo laid back
Clarence: and talk about stoning, do u think it’s okay for then to
be stoned at the all stars match, I mean he and clarence will be there
Colin: well it won’t be the first time they have been *smoking * at a match
Colin: we will see if it affects the outcome
Colin: I doubt it
Andy: *pokes colin’s panda with big stick*
Andy: psstt…. i think he’s dead!
Colin: *eats stick*
Clarence: u think the rest of the all stars team will be affected by the hookah effect?
Colin: I think it is only the users that are affected it ’s not contagious as far as I know
Clarence: ahhhhh….
Andy: u stick eater!! u owe me a new stick!!
Clarence: so will the panda be there for the match?
Clarence: *the
Andy: not if i can help it!!
Andy: (shocked)
Colin: I will be there, cheering on the winning team
Clarence: ahehehehehhhe
Colin: my team
Andy: hahahaah thats gonna be us, the winning team that is
Clarence: so what u think about ur opponent colin?
Clarence: andy looked psyched for the match
Andy: *flexes muscles and puffs our chest*
Colin: a few words sping to mind like , Brewert Piss up manager couldn’t manage
Colin: try again
Clarence: (laughs)
Andy: (raises eyebrow)
Clarence: so, who do u think will win the match colin, and what the score will be like?
Colin: lets just say there will be red faces on our opponents
Clarence: ahhhh…nice
Andy: from drinking our victory drinks that is!!
Colin: Andy’s retirement from the game will come as a bonus, lol
Clarence: back to you andy……what u have to say about your all
stars team, you have strong players like, asta,CJ,rich, diane and zatz
Clarence: are you guys and girls up for it?
Colin: maybe he can get a job in little league
Andy: retirement…. after beating colin’s team and seeing him cry…myt be a good idea wakka wakka!!
Clarence: back to you andy……what u have to say about your all
stars team, you have strong players like, asta,CJ,rich, diane and zatz
Andy: our guys n gals have been training 18 hours a day in an
underground facility with no outside contact since the rosters were
announced
Colin: *pick teeth nochantly with a 2 inch claw*
Clarence: (laughs)
Andy: we are ready~!
Clarence: so andy,there are rumors that you’ll be leaving chicago
to an undisclosed team after the season ends…what you have to say
about it?
Andy: *takes nail clippers and clips colin’s claw*
Andy: as our season is still in progress and there is still 1/2 of
it to go, i think its a little too early to say anyting definite
Andy: i would much rather our team and fans stay focused on the task, this season, at hand
Colin: talking of hands is it true all your players have two left ones?
Clarence: so do u think Venu, the kaunas manager will be a good
assistant or will there be some kind of disagreement. cause I can tell
there won’t be any fights in colin’s camp since casey will be stoned
most the time…
Andy: i believe venu has wut it takes…. but this will be a good opportunity to see how he holds up under some real pressure!
Andy: casey stoned? when is he not stoned with him and clarence around hahahah
Andy: but the fans love it and that pays the bills!!
Colin: no bad thing lets a proper manager get on with the job of winning
Clarence: will the hookah smoking of case and clarence affect your
teams. i heard they are already planning to give free hookah to the
masses, courtesy of Planet Sheesha?
Andy: *glares at colin*
Andy: my team?
Andy: they can have as much hookah as they want after the match
Andy: (grins)
Colin: we are so focused on the match we will not notice what goes on in the stands
Clarence: okay, now….what both of you have to say to each other?
Clarence: (you can fight, throw tings…etc)
Clarence: (free melee here)
Andy: @ colin:: watch and see how our team rips u apart, it’ll be fun
Colin: wake up Mr Wu you are dreaming again
Andy: *clips more colin’s claws with nail clipper*
Colin: whisper in andy eare you barsteward and does a Tyson
Clarence: (laughs)
Andy: WE’RE GONNA ROCK YOU! *TEARS OFF SHIRT AND THUMPS ON CHEST*
Clarence: (rolls on the floor laughs)
Andy: *running around the studio with no shirt and nail clipper making hooting noises*
Colin: F**k me it is the King of the Grapes
Colin: seen more meat on a kebab
Andy: *stops in front of the camera and cooly looks out at the audience* WE SHALL TRIUMPH~!!
Colin: spelt Trump?
Colin: just don’t follow through!
Andy: *grabs chair and throws it towards the window…. just then
panda turns and it hits him in the side of the head* UUUHHH
OOOHHH……
Colin: peace at last, f**k he should be on medication!
Clarence: (laughs at Colin’s remarks)
Andy: *grabs shirt and runs backstage still hooting!!*
Andy: *echoing from backstage… trailing off……* i will survivvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Colin: *stares in disbelief*
Clarence: oh well (turns to camera) that ends this insane interview ….thanks for watching folks!
Clarence: (laughs)
Colin: *mouth moves but no words come out*
Clarence: hey guys thanks a lot
Clarence: i will air this interview tomm at HA
Andy: *papa’s cell phone rings*
Colin: you’re welcome Clare come and see the game and watch us win
Andy: *papa answers*
Andy: HELLO COLIN?
Andy: *crackle crackle*
Clarence: (laughs)
Colin: Hello Andy! feeling better now?
Clarence: see the game damnit i’m playing!
Andy: u wanna go grab some grub?
Clarence: (laughs)
Andy: hahahahhahahah
Andy: (rolls on the floor and laughs)
Clarence: we are going to kick andy’s ass gaffer
Andy: im in a taxi out here waiting for ya!!
Andy: tell clare to come along!!
Andy: (rolls on the floor and laughs)
Andy: *phone hangs up*
Andy: (sticks out tongue)
Colin: I’ll hols him in a bear hug and you kick him
Clarence: done deal gaffer
Andy: (shocked)
Colin: wooohooo Andy’s a44 is grass for sure now, lol
Andy: hahahhaa
Andy: *taxi zooms off*
Andy: (winks)
Colin: hello! HELLO!
Clarence: (laughs)
Andy: hello?
Andy: who is this?
Colin: who wu want
Colin: Wu?
Andy: who wu want?
Colin: Wu no here
Clarence: (laughs)
Andy: who Wu weally want?
Clarence: u ppl!
Andy: (rolls on the floor and laughs)
Clarence: (rolls on the floor and laughs)
Colin: (rolls on the floor and laughs)
